AA Alcoholics Anonymous
ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFP Away From PowWow
AISB As It Should Be
AKA Also Known As
AOK A O.K.
ASV American Standard Version
ATM At The Moment
AU Australia
AWFK Away From Keyboard
AWK AWay from Keyboard
AZ Arizona
B4 Before
BAP Back at Powwow
BAP Back at Powwow
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAM Be Back In A Minute
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBS Bulletin Board System
BC Because
BF BoyFriend
BLVD Boulevard
BM Blonde Moment
BML Bitting My Lip
BOL Best Of Luck
BRB Be Right Back
BRBGP Be Right Back Gotta Pee
BRBH Be Right Back Helping
BRBIGGAT Be Right Back I Gotta Get A Towel
BRBIGP Be Right Back I Gotta Pee
BRH Be Right Here
BROS Brothers
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death
BTDT Been There Done That
BTG Buck Tooth Grin
BTW By The Way
BTY Blessings To You
BWKOL Big Wet Kiss On the Lips
BWKOTL Big Wet Kiss On The Lips
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWS Big Wide Smile
CALI California
CALIF California
CDT Central Daylight Time
CHP California Highway Patrol
CICO Coffee In Coffee Out
CID Crying In Disgrace
CLA Cap Lock Alert
CMON Come On
CNP Continued Next Post
CNS Computer Nerds
CO Colorado
CO. Company
COMM Community
COMMS Communities
CP Chat Post
CSG Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CST Central Standard Time
CUL  Call you Later
CWYL  Chat With You Later
CYA  See Ya!
DGT  Don't Go There
DL Download
DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid
DNK Do Not Know
DNPGDNCTHD Do Not Pass Go Do Not Collect Two Hundred Dollars
DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DR Doctor
DRT Dead Right There
DSF Dear Special Friend
DTS Don't Think So
DUWTWB Do You Want To White Board
DUWWB Do You Want to White Board
DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DYW2WB Do You Want to White Board
DYWTWB Do You Want To White Board
DYWWB Do You Want to White Board
E.G. For example
EDT Eastern Daylight Time
EG Evil Grin
ELOL Evil Laughing Out Loud
EMSG Email Message
EST Eastern Standard Time
ETC ET Cetera
ETC. Et Cetera
FB Funny Business
FGT Feelin Great Today
Fl Florida
FOCL Fell Off Chair Laughing
FOOMCL Fell Out Of My Chair Laughing
FSD Fools Seldom Differ
FTBOMH From The Bottom of My Heart
FWIW For What It's Worth
FWY Freeway
FWY. Freeway
FYI For Your Information
GA Go Ahead
GA. Georgia
GB Goodbye
GBY God Bless You
GDAR Grinning Ducking And Running
GDR Grinning Ducking and Running
GF GirlFriend
GFETE Grinning From Ear to Ear
GFI Go For It
GFN Gone For Now
GG Gotta Go
GGB Gotta Get Beer
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GIAR Give It A Rest
GJ Good Job
GJP Good Job Partner
GMB Getting More Beer
GMB Getting More Beer
GMBO Giggling My Butt Off
GMC Getting More Coffee
GMC. General Motors Corporation
GMP Getting More Pop
GMT Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go Bye
GTSU Glad To See You
GTSY Glad To See You
GW Good Witch
HABO Have A Better One
HAGN Have a Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hug And Kiss
HATM Howling At The Moon
HAWU Hello All, What's Up?
HB Honey Bear
 HCIERY How Can I Ever Repay You
HHB Hello Honey Bunny
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HI. Hawaii
HP Homepage
HRY How R You
HTY Hugs To You
HWY Highway
HWY. Highway
I.E. That Is
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV
IANALBIPOTV I am Not A Lawyer But I Play One on TV
IAW In Another Window
IAY I Adore You
IAYT I Adore You Too
IB I'm Back
IC In Character
ICBW It Could Be Worse
ICCL I Could Care Less
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
IDK I Don't Know
IDTS I Don't Think So
IGP I Gotta Pee
IHARIMT I Have A Rumbly In My Tumbly
IIS Internet Information Server
IJASKAW I'd Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie
IJASKAW I Just As Soon Kiss A Wookie
ILU I Love You
ILU2 I Love You Too
ILUL I Love You Lots
ILUT I Love You Too
ILY I LoveYou
ILY2 I Love You Too
ILYL I Love You Lots
ILYT I Love You Too
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMY I Miss You
INC Incorporated
INC. Incorporated
IRL In Real Life
IRMC I Rest My Case
IRT In Real Time
ISP Internet Service
ITB It's The Bomb
ITMOHE If The Monitor Only Had Eyes
IUSS If You Say So
IW It's Worse
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWALY I Will Always Love You
IWMU I Will Miss You
IWMY I Will Miss You
IWYWH I Wish You Were Here
IYD In Your Dreams
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYO In Your Opinion
IYSS If You Say So
JADB Just Another Drive By
JAS Just A Sec
JB Juke Box
JCVD Jean Claude Van Damme
JJA Just Joking Around
JK Just Kidding
JMHO Just My Humble Opinion
JMO Just My Opinion
JOTL Joy Of The Lord
JTLUK Just To Let you Know
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTUMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know
JTYMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know
KBD Keyboard
KJV King James Version
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTFH Kiss On The ForeHead
KOTH Kiss On The Hand
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KTF Keep The Faith
KTLF Keep The Lord First
LB Pound
LB. Pound
LBS Pounds
LBS. Pounds
LDTO Let's Ditch This One
LDWPKOL Long Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
LHM Lord Help Me
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHU Lord Help Us
LMAO Laughing My Booty Off
LMC Let Me Check
LOFLOL Lying On the Floor Laughing Out Loud
LOL Hee hee hee hee
LOLRTPP Laughing Out Load Ready To Pee Pants
LOTFLOL Laying On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
LSHIAPM Laughing So Hard I Almost Peed Myself
LSHICT Laughing So Hard I Can't Type
LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Sides Hurt
LSKOL Long Slow Kiss On the Lips
LSKOTL Long Slow Kiss On The Lips
LTM Laughing To Myself
LTMS Laughing To Myself
LTNS Long Time No See
LTS Laughing To Self
LUAC Lighting Up A Cigarette
LUWAMH Love You With all My Heart
LY Love Ya
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYMY Love You Miss You
LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
MD. Maryland
MDT Mountain Daylight Time
MFG Manufacturing
MFG. Manufacturing
MHIFOE My hovercraft is full of eels
MI. Michigan
MIA Missing In Action
MJF Michael J. Fox
MM MultiMedia
MNC Mother Nature Calls
MNC Mother Nature Calls
MP Military Police
MPH Miles Per Hour
MST Mountain Standard Time
MT My Time
NASV New American Standard Version
NC North Carolina
NCTO Now Cut That Out
NH New Hampshire
NIITB Nip It In The Bud
NIV New International Version
NJ New Jersey
NKJV New King James Version
NM New Mexico
NMH Not Much Here
NNIHAH Not Now I Have A Headache
NP No Problem
NRN No Response Necessary
NS Netscape
NSD Never Say Die
NSW New South Wales
NTFL No Time For Love
NTP Need To Pee
NU New Users
NV Nevada
NW No Way
NY New York
NZ New Zealand
OB Oh Baby
OD Over Drive
OJT On The Job Training
OLL Only Laughing a Little
OMB On My Back
OMG Oh My God
OO Over and Out
OOC Out Of Character
OOTD One Of These Days
OS Operating System
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of my Head
PC Personal Computer
PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
PDS Please Don't Shout
PDT Pacific Daylight Saving Time
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBCK Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
PIC Picture
PKG Package
PKG. Package
PKOC Passionate Kiss On the Cheek
PKOL Passionate Kiss On the Lips
PLS Please
PLZ Please
PMFI Problem Magically Fixed Itself
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PML Page Me Later
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
PPL People
PSB Pretty Stupid Boy
PSG Pretty Stupid Girl
PST Pacific Standard Time
PTL Praise The Lord
PTLAPTA Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition
PW PowWow
PW PowWow
PXT Please Explain That
QT Cutie
RA Red Alert
RAS Running Around Screaming
RBAY Right Back At You
RI Rhode Island
RL Real Life
RME Rolling My Eyes
RMH Real Manly Hug
ROF Rolling On the Floor
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants
ROFLOL Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFUTS Rolling On Floor Unable To Speak
ROGLOL Rolling On the Ground Laughing Out Loud
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTGLOL Rolling On The Ground Laughing Out Loud
RPG Role Playing Games
RT Real Time
RYL Read You Later
SBD Silent But Deadly
SEG Seductively Evil Grin
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SGI Silicon Graphic
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
SKOTC Soft Kiss On The Cheek
SMHID Scratching My Head In Disbelief
SNAFU Situation Normal All Fouled Up
SOI State Of Insanity
SOL Simply Out of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SOS SomeOne Special
SOT Short Of Time
SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go
SP Sweetie Pie
SPST Same Place Same Time
SS Smiles
SSDD Same Stuff Different Day
STBID Sometime Before I Die
SUITM See You In The Morning
SUL See You Later
SUP What's Up?
SUPERCA SUPERCAlifragilisticexpealidocious
SUS See You Soon
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SYITM See You In The Morning
SYL See You Later
SYUTH Smack You Upside The Head
SYWWTBY See Ya Wouldn't Want To Be Ya
TABA Throws A Beer At
TC Take Care
TEINAFAIA The Emperor Is Not As Forgiving As I Am
THNX Thanks
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIAFIMS There Is A Fly In My Soup
TIIC Those Idiots In Control
TKS Thanks
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLK Tender Loving Kiss
TMSD Tiny Minds Seldom Differ
TMWFI Take My Word For It
TN Tennessee
TN. Tennessee
TNX Thank you
TPI Tuned Port Injection
TPTB The Powers That Be
TPTB The Powers That Be
TTBOTW Throw The 'Bot Out The Window
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTS Text - to - Speech
TTTT These Things Take Time
TTYL Talk To Ya Later
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TVB Top Versus Bottom
TVI Tribal Voice
TWT Time Will Tell
TX Texas
TXS Thanks
TY Thank You
TYT Take Your Time
TYVM Thank You Very Much
UGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
UIN U.I.N.
UNT Until Next Time
UTFL Use The Force Luke
VA Virginia
VBG Very Big Grin
VDPKOL Very Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VDWPKOL Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
VF Very Funny
VM Voice Message
WAM Wait A Minute
WAYF Where Are You From
WB Welcome Back
WBRB Won't Be Right Back
WC Water Closet
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WFHC What For How Come
WFR Waiting For Reply
WMPLOL Wet My Pants Laughing Out Loud
WPKOL Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
WSDMU We Sure Did Miss you
WTB Where's The Beef
WTG Way To Go
WTH What The Heck
WTV Watching TV
WUC Why You Cry
WUWT What's Up With That?
WWA Waiting With Anticipation
WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
WWW World Wide Web
WWYC Write When You Can
WY Wyoming
WYC Why You Cry
WYM What You Mean
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
XFER Transfer
XING Crossing
XMAS Christmas
XO Hugs and Kisses
XTRA EXTRA
YBIC Your Brother in Christ
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YDKTPOTDS You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side
YG Young Gentleman
YGB You Go Boy
YGBKM You Gotta Be Kidding Me
YGG You Go Girl
YGTBK You Got To Be Kidding
YIAH Yes I Am Here
YL Young Lady
YLYSC You're Lucky You're So Cute
YM Young Man
YSIC Your Sister in Christ
YT Yours Truly
YW You're Welcome
YYSSLIBTO Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Like I Believe That One
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
 
emoticons:
;o) wink
;) wink
;o( down sad
:( frown
:o( sad sorry for someone
:o) happy smiling
:) smile
:-) smile (with a nose)
:o) another smile
:D smile/laughing/big grin
:-| grim face
:* kiss
:'( crying
O:) angel
':) raising one eyebrow
,:) raising other eyebrow
8^[ stuck up and fed up
}:> devil
>:-{ hurt and angry
:-` hint of a smile
:-@ not feeling too great
:-! used unrepeatable language
:o#) man with a moustache
:-)} man with beard
£;-( bad hair day
{:-) toupee
»:¢( punk smiley
*<):-) clown
:~] Tony Blair
»:¢( punk smiley
(8V) Pacman
@(-_-)@ Princess Leia
(_8(|) Homer Simpson
@@@@8 (|) Marge Simpson
<------ referring to yourself
<~~~ another way of referring to yourself
:X my lips are sealed
:P sticking out tongue
{} a hug
{{{{{{{ }}}}}}} lots of hugs
$) I love money
:-& tongue-tied
<|:-) witch
:-)x(-: kiss
( '}{' )) boy and girl kissing
8~) smiley with sunglasses
(_)? [_]? coffee or tea
c[[]] a pint of beer
>^,,^< a cat
<:3 )~ mouse
/\(oo)/\ spider
<>< a small fish
<(((>< a big fish
@( *o* )@ koala
^~~}}}}>: scorpion
~^~^~^~8>~ snake
><*.*>< crab
@--->--->--- a rose
@---}---}----- another rose
<3 a heart
(:::[]:::) Band Aid